OMG FACTS . →
abcderek: bonesnap: daydreamwithabetterheart: Chocolate can help you live longer. Teddy bears and other toys kill more people than REAL bears. If you watch early Fresh Prince of Bel-Air you can see Will Smith’s lips moving to other characters lines. Ants stretch and yawn when they wake up. The original pack of Skittles doesn’t contain the color blue. Therefore, you CAN’T...
Imagine if someone I liked found me attractive
eatshitmotherfucker: Being perfect is okay for Barbie. but try to remember, She ended up with a guy who has plastic balls. LOL WINNN Ken doesn’t even have balls!
I legitimately have nothing good in my life at...
heylauren: I have nothing going for me. I have no one. I’m a fucking psycho thanks to everyone fucking me up and leaving me. I hate myself and everyone around me. I’m not doing this anymore.
Chillin by myself at home.
then i hear some strange ass noise but you know, i figure it ain’t nothin but then i hear that shxt again so then i get up like this and then i realize im just hallucinating so, im good, im good, back to chlln.
lizzzzard: Swing - Miss May I
if i had a penis i would do this all the time
believeinfairydust: fuckyeahitsleslie: Can’t.stop.laughing.
TO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME FROM SCHOOL:
-alohomora: helloboner: You are allowed to read my shit, but: don’t speak of it at school or anywhere at all. whatever’s on tumblr, stays on tumblr. don’t ask me questions about who my posts are about. don’t judge me from my posts. don’t assume my posts are about you. don’t assume my posts are towards a certain someone in particular. in each post i make, i have my reasons that doesn’t...
There's a story behind every person. There's a...